It’s that time of year when some of us worry just a bit about Krampus showing up with a birch stick and piling us into his bag due to how we’ve been acting. A heart warming Christmas tradition. Well, heart stopping at any rate.

Only 4 of these brutal baddies are available. These are a one piece construction and do not come apart. The maimed and charred acrylic stem has a delrin tenon that runs through the real bone accent. Vintage brass bells held by imported Indian silk ensure that everyone hears Krampus coming. Crushed sulfur harvested from beneath the fingernails of lesser demons rounds out the somewhat disturbing shank adornment. Constitutions do vary after all. Small amounts of sulfur may shed over time, adding additional protective services. Sulfur refreshers are free once a year.

Lastly, hand rusticated briar in tones of deep black and sub-earth tans form the main body of the pipe. As always, my “Ashes to Ashes” guarantee lends you the kind of peace of mind you can’t find without finding a piece of someone’s mind, somewhere. Let us speak now to the measurements of this particular beast:
Length: Just under seven inches
Height: 1.75 inches
Inner bowl span: approximately.75 inches
Inner bowl depth: approximately 1.5 inches
Weight: 2.7 ounces